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ME: 20. Canadian. Medieval Studies Major. I like stuff. All sorts of stuff. Just having fun and looking at that stuff I like.

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miko99999:

akycha:

theparisreview:

Behold: the first written use of fuck, from 1528, inscribed by a monk who seems to have been pretty pissed off with an abbot.

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

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miko99999:

akycha:

theparisreview:

Behold: the first written use of fuckfrom 1528, inscribed by a monk who seems to have been pretty pissed off with an abbot.

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

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In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. You’ve been warned. [x]

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werewolf-betty:

my life in a nutshell

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squidlyart:

Ray and Michael valentines.

Geoff and Gavin [x]

David Tennant and Catherine Tate - We Go Together

onitboss:

the-art-of-fangirling:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

tennanttardisgirl:

DYING.

I stumbled across this song - it’s a bonus track on the Much Ado About Nothing soundtrack. It’s bloody hilarious.

Lyrics:

[spoken]
Catherine: How long is this gonna take?
David: Here we go!
Catherine: Don’t make me do this.
David: Oh, you’re gonna love it!

[sung]
David: We’re like a branch and its vine
Catherine: Like a drunk and his wine
David: Like the leaves and the breeze
Catherine: Fatty food and disease
David: And like a sheep and a lamb
Catherine: Like a pig and a ham
David: We go together —

[spoken]
Catherine: Can I go now? …can I just…?

[sung]
David: Just like Shakespeare and verse
Catherine: Like a corpse and a hearse
David: Like a song and a dance
Catherine: Like the English and France
David: Like a Persian and rugs
Catherine: Like a headache and drugs
Both: We go together, you and I
David: We go together like the news and the weather
We fit like hand in glove
Catherine: For now and forever
David: Just like birds of a feather
We fly so high above
We stick together like the earth and the sun
Catherine: Like a dentist and fun
David: We go like honey and bees
Catherine: Like a mold on a cheese
David: And like a bird and its nest
Catherine: Like a clown and depressed
Both: We go together, you and I

[spoken]
David: Wait for it, wait for it!
[horn solo. At the end David stops and gasps for breath]
Catherine: *What* was THAT?!
David: That was me playing with my old horn!
Catherine: Oh. Shouldn’t you wait ‘til I’ve gone?
David: Ah, feels so good to hold it again!
Catherine: Well, you’ve not had it out in ages!
David: D’you want a go with it?
Catherine: I’m not putting that in my mouth!

[sung]
Catherine: We go together and we know that whatever
We’re stuck like nails and glue
David: There’s nothing can sever
Such a well-made endeavour as me —
Catherine: — And me
David: — And you
Catherine: I guess it’s true
We’re like a yawn and a dream
David: Like a cherry on cream
Catherine: Like the wind and a kite
David: Now you’ve got it, all right!
Catherine: We’re like a parent and child!
David: Like a — sorry, what?!
Catherine: We go together, you and I
David: You and me
Catherine: We go together, me and you
David: That’s right, we do!
Both: We go together… you and I!

[spoken]
David: Ah! See, I told you you’d enjoy yourself!
Catherine: Yeah! …It’s smaller than I thought, though.
David: …Are you still talking about my horn?
Catherine: Yup.

source for lyrics

oh look it’s the play that got me into shakespeare

eXCUSE ME WHY IS THERE NO DOCTOR WHO MUSICAL WHAT THE HELL THEY CAN ALL SING AND PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND DANCE AND ACT AND I WANT A SOUNDTRACK

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO THIS

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Have you ever noticed how in Hollywood movies, all the villains are played by Brits?[x]

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The Push Up Muscle Shirt | The Flattering Man

littlecofiegirl:

joyfulldreams:

kkatkkrap:

OH. MY. VIRAL. GOD.

OH M GDSIJGOSDJIGdsJg dsfjdisf THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS THIS IS NOWHERE EVEN IN THE BALL PARK OF WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. NOT EVEN NEAR THE FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM—NO, GALAZYYYAFSYh OF WAT YOU THINK IT IS

CLICK THE LINKK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE LINK

clink it. no. srsly.

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iwishihadafather:

this is literally the only video you need this holiday season

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maidoflight:

SO MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS COMMERCIAL AND I JUST

I CAN’T BREATHE

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Game of Thrones Season One commentary by Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams, and Isaac Hempstead-Wright.

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because i can’t deal with these two lmao. poor tinkerbell.

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